Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Problems with the rats in France, what should we do?

My pet snail Eudoxia and I go to work in Bibliothèque Nationale de France almost every day for our research (Mondays and Sundays excluded). The problem is, the Bibliothèque teems with les rats de bibliothèque. They are everywhere, at the Readers' Advisory Service, at the Pay desks, Reception desks, Haut-de-jardin, Rez-de-jardin, Inathèque, and rare books reserve! When we walk through the reading room, les rats stare at us viciously. And there is that big rat, who sits at the best table, covered with heaps of books; he has these huge whiskers, and big glasses with thick lenses, which makes his eyes look huge, and every time Eudoxia and I walk past his table he stares and moves his whiskers at us in a suggestive way, and looks like he wants to drill a hole in our spines with his stares! It scares us out of our wits - which means we are not able to research. What should we do?
>>> Problems with the rats in France, what should we do?