Wednesday, June 12, 2013

What signs let you know you are no longer at Corktown U?

1. You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close.

2. Your potted plants stay alive.

3. You pay at least a euro more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill.

4. Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces.

5. You attend parties that the police don't raid.

6. You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking.

7. You refer to college students as "those kids."

8. You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer.

9. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza.

10.At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out.

11. Naps are no longer weekday options.

12. Dating involves a restaurant and cinema not the backseat of a car.

13. Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips.

14. You leave parties early because you have a busy day tomorrow.

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