100 point bonus! CAN BROADSHEET REVIEWS BE INFORMAL?

So my coursework is to write a review for a broadsheet newspaper, and I remember my teacher said to make it catchy, but I'm scared that I've made it too informal since its a broadsheet. I've used phrases such as 'Nonetheless, Mephostophilis' joke-shop contact lenses fail to alarm the audience! One gimmick that does pay-off is the effective use of puppets to illustrate the motifs of power and inhumanity', 'Was this done solely to foreground Marlowe's anti-female attitudes? Only Freestone can tell,', 'it leaves us cold', 'spine-tingling' please tell me whether thats too informal?
>>> 100 point bonus! CAN BROADSHEET REVIEWS BE INFORMAL?

Somethings in my eye.how to get it out?

Alright so yesterday I slept with my contact lenses in, which I dont normally do. I woke up and took them out. Now today I woke up and one of my eyes is red. I tried eyedrops, but it hurts when they go in, which doesnt normally happen either. Should I flush my eye wirh water? How do you flush your eye?
>>> Somethings in my eye.how to get it out?

Why does my eye keep itching?

My eye keeps itching all the time. I don't wear lenses and I don't wear any make-up. Whenever I go to sleep if my eye is itching too much the itching stops.Is it because I'm really tired or is it something else? Do I need to see a doctor?

Thank you
>>> Why does my eye keep itching?

Guys: would you go out with a girl who wears thick glasses?

I'm very nearsighted and can't wear contacts.My lenses are -15 if you know anything about prescriptions. Would that turn you off?
>>> Guys: would you go out with a girl who wears thick glasses?

I can only see with one eye at a time. Are there any solutions?

So I've had a bad eyesight in my entire life and I got my first lenses when I was 15.At that time I had -4.0 in my right eye and -3.75 in my left eye. When I visited the optician by then they told me that I only can see with my right eye at a time. I haven't noticed it before but now, I think about it all the time and I often close my right eye so I can see with my left eye…

The optician told me that I will be able to see with both eyes if I keep wearing lenses/glasses. I am 17 now and it's oviously not working.In fact, I think it's getting worse. I've asked a lot of people for help but no one haven't got a clue.

So I would be really grateful if you got an answer. Thanks
>>> I can only see with one eye at a time. Are there any solutions?

What color should I dye my hair? - 2

I have brown skin well maybe a Lightish medium brown.

I have dark brown eyes but I'm pretty much blob so I wear lenses because I don't own glasses.
Because I wear lenses I decided to get a hand painted to make my eyes color change just trying changes who wouldn't? And got this green Gray lenses.


Toned them down by 2 so they are Lisa more darker and look really natural.
Good thing is it makes my face glow and apear brighter.

I like dyeing my hair but I'm not sure what to I've done so many shades of brown maroon but I'm bored
I wanted to know what do you think I should color my hair to and be more realistic. I thought of silver or bright red. Hmm any suggestion apart from neon colors
>>> What color should I dye my hair? - 2

How to make eyes look blue?

I've thought of contact lenses, but frankly I can't afford them and don't want to damage my eyesight.

I have green eyes that often turn blue grey. When wearing grey clothing, they turn solid grey. When I wear purple they turn vivid green.

Is there any way I can make them appear blue? Like makeup, colors. Etc?
>>> How to make eyes look blue?

Which high index lenses are best for -14 and -5.5 prescription?

My eye power is -14 n -5.5, which high index lenses are good for my prescriptions? i need the following answers 1.is the size f the lenses is reduced? 2.normal lences reduces my eye size behind the glasses, is it possible to avoid this by using high index? 3.is it available for any type f frames? pls give ur suggestion!
>>> Which high index lenses are best for -14 and -5.5 prescription?

Can non-prescription contact lenses be shared?

I bought non-prescription light brown contact lenses (they are FDA approved) but ive decided i dont like the color.can i sell them or should i throw them out? ive cleaned them with solution and everything.

i dont want to toss them cause i dont want to have wasted my money…
Added (1). But they've been cleaned…
>>> Can non-prescription contact lenses be shared?

Is there a way I can get better vision naturally?

Without surgery or contact lenses. I have glasses and I am the kind of person who has a personality that doesn't fit with glasses and I need it for school to see the board and my parents won't let me get contacts so I go to school without glasses and wear glasses at home is there a way to improve my vision by like eating carrots or something if so then for how long before I see results thanks :)
>>> Is there a way I can get better vision naturally?